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Old 01-29-2016, 09:59 PM   #1
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Default Nodtools poetry contest

Nodtools is putting on a poetry contest for Valentine's day. Prizes and rules below.

Criteria:
Must be at least 40 words
Must be themed around romance, relationships, heartbreak, etc.
Must be posted in this thread. No other submissions will be considered.

Prizes:
First place: 1 TC and the poem will be published on Nodtools
Second place: 500k golds
Third place: 250k golds
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:11 PM   #2
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Skred: "Little Herbie was a chemist,
now he is no more:
For what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4"
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:20 PM   #3
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Skred: "Little Herbie was a chemist,
now he is no more:
For what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4"
A) Extremely unoriginal, and
B) Not long enough.
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:59 PM   #4
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A) Extremely unoriginal, and
B) Not long enough.
<.< speaking of unoriginal you should totes Google all poems that get submitted :{ if exact same poem is found with an easy Google they're cheating bastids
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Old 01-29-2016, 11:20 PM   #5
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<.< speaking of unoriginal you should totes Google all poems that get submitted :{ if exact same poem is found with an easy Google they're cheating bastids
Course.
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Old 01-30-2016, 02:16 AM   #6
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Nice way of getting romantic poetries to tell it to your gf, while being original... >.>
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Old 01-30-2016, 02:36 AM   #7
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Roses are dead
violets are too
im still in love
but not with you.

Daer is a tool
Nod tools are useless
his cows have aids
blaze is a newb

Still short but i give up
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:01 AM   #8
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roses are dead
violets are too
im still in love
but not with you.
10/10
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Old 01-30-2016, 07:00 AM   #9
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As good as the poetry gets, it's word count is still too low. >.>
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Old 01-30-2016, 12:20 PM   #10
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No valid submissions yet, please read the length criteria.
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Old 01-30-2016, 12:43 PM   #11
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Old 01-30-2016, 01:23 PM   #12
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Old 01-30-2016, 01:59 PM   #13
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Old 02-05-2016, 10:05 PM   #14
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Who is she?
The one that makes you happy
When you see her smile
your heart beats like you sprinted a mile
When she laughs
You can't even think about the past
When she walks
Your mind goes in a waltz
Well, who is she?
Is she the one who sits across the classroom?
Or, is she the one you flirt with in homeroom?
Is she the one who you see in the hallway?
Or the one who you can see from your driveway?
Does it really matter how you know her?
You just gotta know for sure
If she feels the same way
Or if she barely knows your name
But, you do know her and she knows you
You hurt her and she hurt you too
Now you sit around with nothing to do
Except think about why she's not with you
It hurts knowing doesn't it?
You can't fix it and you can't undo it
What pain it must cause
To find such bliss, and cause it's loss
You did it to yourself you fool
Like Icarus before you
You reached Heaven good and well
But fell crashing, straight into Hell.
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Old 02-06-2016, 08:29 AM   #15
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Old 02-06-2016, 01:39 PM   #16
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I don't care if I win or die
It's just, before I say bye
I want to let you know
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And ignorant too
All he does is sit on his thumb
and eats his own poo
He's unfunny and crude
and not only lewd
But he's also ignorant
I don't how he does it
How he looks over his gunt
and fingers his clit
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Old 02-06-2016, 02:42 PM   #17
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^ lol this thing actually rhymes
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Old 02-07-2016, 12:24 AM   #18
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roflmfao I vote for Turkeygoesmoo.
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Old 02-07-2016, 01:07 AM   #19
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roflmfao I vote for Turkeygoesmoo.
He's currently in first place.
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Old 02-07-2016, 06:07 AM   #20
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His first poem is great as well.
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