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Old 09-03-2012, 06:39 PM   #1
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Default Insult generation contest-10k gold

Using my insult generator formula (generic swear word + random noun/verb) post your best combination here. Funniest wins the gold.


For example: you're nothing but a cumpond
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Old 09-08-2012, 04:35 PM   #2
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Old 09-10-2012, 12:15 AM   #3
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Old 09-10-2012, 12:23 AM   #4
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You're bitch made!!!
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Old 09-10-2012, 11:36 AM   #6
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Old 09-10-2012, 03:01 PM   #7
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regurgitated cum bubble.

Cum guzzling dumpster slut.

Daeronryuujin.

Sh*t shifting ass bandit.

Gape face.

I can't think of any more variations of daer at the moment.

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Old 09-15-2012, 07:23 PM   #8
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Yeah I hadn't considered that. But the Doctor Who reference is ****ing epic.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:31 AM   #9
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Reopening contest, prize is now 100k
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:39 AM   #10
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fartfaced ****gobbler


thats my only entry
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:41 AM   #11
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Contest will be closed at around 2 am server time. Not forums time.
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Old 04-04-2013, 01:12 AM   #12
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you will never be the man your mother is
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Old 04-04-2013, 01:26 AM   #13
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Old 04-04-2013, 01:59 AM   #14
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I was called a coon-faced broom-sucker once...
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Old 04-05-2013, 02:00 PM   #15
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degenerate vegetable sucker
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Old 04-24-2013, 07:22 PM   #16
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you=adipose.
insult numero uno
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Old 04-24-2013, 09:14 PM   #17
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You're an AIDS infected vaginal blood fart from a 60 year old menopausal yeast infected over used monkey spunked herpes covered wart encrusted c u n t.
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Your vag looks like the bottom of an old moccasin...
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Old 05-18-2013, 06:18 PM   #19
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at least you didn't say blue waffle!
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