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Old 07-21-2010, 01:20 AM   #1
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Very simple. For every spider you kill irl, you earn 100 gold ingame.

RULES:

1. Must be you who killed it (no getting your gf to do it for you pussies)
2. Must have photo and/or video evidence (double reward for video)
3. Must be able to definitively prove it's your kill (ex, lay the carcass on an "i love nod" piece of paper"
4. Double prize for creative, painful methods of killing.
5. At the end of the contest, the person who impressed me the most will receive a tc.
6. Please post your name at the end of your post so I know who to send the gold to.

Please post all pictures on forums and send all videos to daeronryuujin@gmail.com.

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Old 07-21-2010, 01:57 AM   #2
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How bout this competition:

1. For however much you look like a rapist, you get 10 points (base amount). The closer you look like a "super rapist" you get 10 points (for each level). Also, so each lvl of "suckdickedness" you get an additional 10 points.....

You know what. **** it. Hotshot/Daer wins by a landslide. Congrats on the amount of dick you suck. You're the best!!!!!!!
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Old 07-21-2010, 02:04 AM   #3
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I like that idea, but no spiders die, so no.
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:46 PM   #4
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All spiders are evil and must die. I'm initiating a worldwide extermination. KEEL
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:54 PM   #5
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this is more lame than 1 guy 1 cup vid fail when the glass cup broke inside his ass.
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Old 08-28-2010, 11:29 AM   #6
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rofl daer,

awesome
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:17 PM   #7
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i shot a 4" diameter sun spider with an air soft gun (i didnt take pics ) dooes that count?
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:19 PM   #8
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Daer looks like a rapist? lmfao. xD silly.
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Old 08-28-2010, 01:21 PM   #9
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Technically exterminating all the spiders will unbalance the ecosystem and the world would be overrun by other pests that the spiders live on.

This is cruel and abuse. Even though spiders freak me teh **** out. I hope the rampant bloodsucking insects that the spiders you killed couldn't eat overrun your house and drink you dry. Figuratively speaking. \o/
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Old 08-28-2010, 08:04 PM   #10
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YouTube - Mexican Fireleg (Brachypelma boehmei) Pooping on me maybe your next?
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Old 02-10-2011, 10:02 PM   #11
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Bump!
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Old 02-12-2011, 08:34 PM   #12
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MILEY SHITS ON YOUR SPIDER-KILLING IDEA!
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:44 AM   #13
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Bump, and the rewards have increased.
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Old 04-15-2011, 01:41 PM   #14
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need more rewards for doing that
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Old 09-07-2011, 01:01 AM   #15
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uncivil: HAI GUYS.. wtf is there no strike thru for siggy?!
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Old 10-13-2011, 11:51 PM   #16
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MILEY SHITS ON YOUR SPIDER-KILLING IDEA!
I forgot I posted this. That's hilarious. And still valid.
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