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Old 10-03-2011, 11:35 PM   #1
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I've spoken with Goff, Meke, and the Glitchlin folks. Our idea is to have a Nod-related haiku competition. Who ever comes up with the best haiku will receive the title "Haiku Master" beside their name on avatar mouseover and will be enshrined in the Tops List under "Greatest Haiku Writers" category. They will also get early access to the new Writer Class that will be released in the January "Tertiary Classes" update. Multiple entries allowed.

I'll start:

Drunken Fisherman
I'll show you my iron gaff
but auras don't stack

Second entry

I was chopping wood
I get a giant fagot
Darkness my ol' fren
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:42 PM   #2
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#3
Melusinenyxie
enter my fungi forest
bring inhibitor

#4
The freeflowingness
is what I have been missing
to become OP
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:42 PM   #3
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I fought Jerzy once
He raped me in the aniz
I really liked it

One day I'll save her
That beautiful young princess
And get a blowjob
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:45 PM   #4
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In the Gob Mountains
There resides an old woman
She gave me herpes


I'm stalking Hoppy
Hope she doesn't call the cops
And I don't get rammed
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:46 PM   #5
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#17

From the computer
crawls giant water spider
LSD is fun
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:52 PM   #6
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Camel toe resin
A bundle of Hentai webs
The Princess is screwed
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:59 AM   #7
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I wanna be a writer class!
Support!
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Neverending grind
Coveting Legendaries
N. Lake Forever

Auction trophies for
Time cards; Living Nod bleeds green
Become Underskilled

I see red. Flashing.
The toon shroud in criticals
My recalls are gone

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Old 10-04-2011, 10:38 AM   #8
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nodiatis.com ...
boomstick logs in
glitchless genius
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:10 PM   #9
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Thought of more. I like this.

The South Dread Slasher
Bleed Baby Bleed Baby Bleed
Dual Wield Bloodclaws

Lost Polar Bear Cub
Sea of Moss abandonment
Slaughtered. Desnouted.
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:01 PM   #10
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Bouldertail Lizard
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Trophies so Heavy
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:02 PM   #11
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Nodiatis porn
Rule 34 is a lie
Can't find any porn
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:06 PM   #12
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Let's not be closed minded and all write in English!

Ich hasse Juden!
Sie sollten nicht spielen Nod!
Vergewaltigung.
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Old 10-08-2011, 09:20 PM   #13
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Glad to inspire you, Huggles, to violent, repetitive, single syllable poetry!

Let's keep this ball and chain rolling!

Element: Water
Quenching Scorched Wood Inferno
Tentacle Monster


One Eyed Spelunker
Serpentine Penetration
Devouring Souls


To Wade the Shallows,
Moss depths breed blood and fire
5 Eyed Fungaloid
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Let's not be closed minded and all write in English!

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Vergewaltigung.
That's...disturbing.
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Old 10-08-2011, 10:03 PM   #15
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players...

Daeronryuujin
Complications with Women
Star Wars For The Win


Melusinenyxie
Siren of Nodiatis
Purple Text Shipwrecks



... that's all I got for now. Player haiku is hard.


Edit: That haiku isn't disturbing. It's an iconic profile of the average misanthropic nodder.

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Old 10-08-2011, 10:17 PM   #16
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I support haikus
Especially Nxyie ones
Buff Writer Class Plox
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The OPest Nod build
Making all the noobies drool
Never-ending quest


I farm my trophies
to buy more TCs to grind
To farm more trophies ....
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Old 10-09-2011, 03:03 AM   #18
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i slaughter mobs day in and day out
then transport the corpses to blood lake
with them being on the edge of the map no one will know
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i slaughter mobs day in and day out
then transport the corpses to blood lake
with them being on the edge of the map no one will know
That's not even a haiku you noob!
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Old 10-12-2011, 09:06 AM   #20
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Terror in Nod! an unpaid
Polite and civil. Then come the flames
Another noob dismissed... total win!
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