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Old 08-25-2009, 03:55 PM   #1
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HAI, this is thread where you can ask me for any advice about anything, and i will try to help you. Service is free ofcourse )))
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:58 PM   #2
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Dear 5exyy,

I'm in love IRL with a fat circus midget named Shaniqua. She wants to get married but I won't until she shaves her beard. Every night she dresses me like a ballerina and beats me like a circus monkey. There's no way I can find a more perfect woman. Help pl0x.


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Old 08-25-2009, 04:01 PM   #3
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wow...all i can say is WOW...
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Old 08-25-2009, 04:05 PM   #4
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Dear 5exyy,

I'm in love IRL with a fat circus midget named Shaniqua. She wants to get married but I won't until she shaves her beard. Every night she dresses me like a ballerina and beats me like a circus monkey. There's no way I can find a more perfect woman. Help pl0x.


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As i can see your future wife's situation can be described very simple-She still lives in stone age.
Solution: Loan her your shaving set for one night, or do it on a $exy way: do it by yourself, im sure she would like it.
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Old 08-25-2009, 04:09 PM   #5
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blahblahblah... Service is free ofcourse )))
LOL!

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Old 08-25-2009, 04:36 PM   #6
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Dear Sexxy,

Why is Purefear such a ****ing idiot?

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Old 08-25-2009, 04:48 PM   #7
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Why is Purefear such a ****ing idiot?

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Dear Jerzy Purefear is some random kid who came here to annoy people
Solution:iggy on forums and in game.
/i Purefear
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Old 08-25-2009, 05:37 PM   #8
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Dear Sexyy:

Free TC's pl0x? I love you irl and when you come visit my country we will get married, i luv teh cam shows. Btw I am almost out of rrt *wink giggles* ( o Y o ) so can i haf TC.
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Old 08-26-2009, 01:39 PM   #9
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Can I haz BlOWjoB?!1>!!?
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Old 08-26-2009, 01:51 PM   #10
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Can I haz BlOWjoB?!1>!!?
/t seletchi sure, 5 tc's
WC FFS!
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Old 08-26-2009, 01:55 PM   #11
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Geef me nude pix Plox!!
Also, what does the future hold for Nodiatis oh wise one?


Oh and I would like that free service with a happy ending.
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Old 08-26-2009, 01:57 PM   #12
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i see numbers....... i see no tc's in ah.
WAIT! i see 1 tc!
ZOMG i see TC @ AH for 600k!
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Old 08-26-2009, 02:11 PM   #13
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Q: Dear sexyy,

My wife and i are both alcoholics and drugs users. Now we want children. Is it true that we have an increased chance to get disabled/handicapped children?

A: Dear zenga,

Yes that is true. But no worries, when you are drunk or high you won't notice the difference.
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Old 08-26-2009, 02:13 PM   #14
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zenga is teh wise too, he knew my answer!!!
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Old 08-26-2009, 03:23 PM   #15
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Dear sexyy how do I get friends in Luxembourg and why would I want them when I already have friends in Zurich?
Dear Coccyx you need to shave your head and your balls need to swing loose without panths on.
And you need friends in Luxemburg cause they are closer to Zenga then friends from Zurich.
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Old 08-26-2009, 03:26 PM   #16
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Dear Sexyy:

Why is sexyy spelled with 2 y's?
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Old 08-26-2009, 03:28 PM   #17
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And you need friends in Luxemburg cause they are closer to Zenga then friends from Zurich.
Thats technically not entirely true, but who cares ...
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Old 08-26-2009, 03:29 PM   #18
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Dear Flippy yy is trademark and i have offical website
www.yy.com
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Old 08-26-2009, 03:43 PM   #19
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weird i thought you official website was Sexyyspin.com
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Old 08-26-2009, 04:07 PM   #20
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Sexyy..may I skull**** you?


Nvm..


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