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Old 02-07-2016, 07:07 AM   #21
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he should be in first and second place
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Old 02-07-2016, 12:24 PM   #22
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His first poem puts him in first place, his second poem annoys me.
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Old 02-07-2016, 01:35 PM   #23
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My poems are great
Your wit is not
I'd give you a rate
But the system naught
To want to respond
To only Despond
You want to say something
But come up with nothing
You're my little failmuffin
Don't you worry though
I'll show you the way
How not to fall down
Or cry as you lay
Helpless and unmoving
Like a knot on a log
I'll help you stop losing
If you stop slobbing on that knob
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Old 02-07-2016, 01:38 PM   #24
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It seems that no one in here appreciates the beautiful minimalism of the latest modern poem art.Let me translate what my poem said (the last word in the poem will have brackets as the original poem has 40 words, when I stepped it up the poem gained 1 extra word):

Daerolyne

Daerolyne, Daerolyne, my ex-wife,
Love me once more.

Oh your warmest smile,
Oh your sweetest lips.

Oh your beautiful body,
Oh your melting hugs.

Why hath you left,
What hath I failed.

Oh please come back,
My most dearest Daerolyne.(*Bang*.)

First Note:"hath" is an old English word for "have".
Second Note:"Daerolyne" (also spelled "Darolyne") is an old English word for "Caerolyne" (also spelled "Carolyne") which can be considered both a name and a word for a young lady considering herself better than others due to her looks, and thus "caerolynes" have a habit of going from one man to another, breaking their hearts on their merry way.


This is a "man's last breath poem" that he wrote out of pure desperation for his beloved wife that left him.Upon finishing the poem, the man gave up and decides to commit suicide out of pure depression.
The man himself wrote "*Bang*." as a symbol for a sound that a gun makes upon firing it, to let all readers know that he committed suicide, and did not "mysteriously die" because of "Lord Voldefox".
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Old 02-19-2016, 11:57 PM   #25
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oh daery
stop the jealousy
It isn't pretty
the way you look at stormy
and the way I spank her kitty
oh daery
stop harassing me
You know that you can't satisfy me
with that small weewee
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Old 02-21-2016, 06:26 PM   #26
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Sherman won because he had a single serious entry.
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Old 02-23-2016, 06:05 PM   #27
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geef gold
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Old 02-23-2016, 08:18 PM   #28
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Yours sucked balls.
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