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Old 10-02-2010, 12:39 AM   #1
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Hello all you aspiring Dickinsons, cummings, and Eliots1

This is the official poetry contest entry thread...so, post away!

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Old 10-02-2010, 01:56 PM   #2
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this is my freestyle poem

geef tc naow,
k thanx bai
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Old 10-02-2010, 01:58 PM   #3
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Here is an entry from Sherman...

The air is cold and the rain is wet
The destruction of my enemy is a sure bet
I look...to see my enemy
My enemy's forces extend further than the eye can see
I look to the left and I look to the right
I see very few men ready to fight
I can feel the blood drip from my body and sword
The blood is thick and a mixture of mine and the vanquished
I see the enemy start to slowly move towards me
I lower my arms and look to the sky's meloncholy
Perhaps I see what is in myself, but I look for one purpose
I look towards the beings that I hope have not forsaken us
Tonight we fight to the death, which will surely come to us all
But for now we must fight as one or we fall
We ready the catapults and arm the bowmen
We will fight to the last men
We are the last line of defense of this final town
We will defend this place and refuse to let it burn down
We will be known as heroes for this day will be a victory
After today, our feat will be legendary
I protect this place knowing that there is something with my will
My will being my child who will send from this poor town, Castille
He will lead the human resistance against these monsters
when this is all over, freedom is assured just like fairness of Moderators.
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:02 PM   #4
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Another from Sherman...

The ground is cold and my bum is wet
The destruction of my aniz is a sure bet
I look...to see the giant genitalia
It extends farther than I want to know
I look to the left to the left to the left and I look to the right
I see even more ready to fight
I can feel the blood drip from my body
The blood is thick and a mixture of mine and theirs
I see the enemy quickly come at me
I lower my arms and see the white Christmas
Perhaps it is for hunger, but I look for one purpose
I look to the future childred that may inhabit my bed and aniz one day
Tonight I fight the overwhelming urge to gape everyone which is quite fun
I will only gape one at a time to prevent irreparable harm
I ready the lube and the Bengay
I will enjoy this without being gay
I am the last on the last guy with a burning crotch
Not one like mine, but with STDs and a giant sore
After today I will be in the Guinness book of World Records
I protect my throne as the biggest gaper
I keep my honor as the being swallower
I will not resist this amazing night
For I love this more than Glitchless
Enjoys dehydrated and cactus on cat sex
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:17 PM   #5
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More from Sherman!

Everywhere I look, I see masks
These masks contain the true identies
They lie, they cheat, and they steal
They pretend to not even care
What do I do? What do I say?
They fling insults at one another incessantly
They try to out do each other in perversions and amoralness
These masks, they cause only chaos, rage, and more chest beating
When will the madness end?
When will the masks break and the truth be revealed?
As I sit here hoping for the end to come, the dark abyss opens wider
With talk about boobs, orgasms, homosexuals, necrophilia, and beastiality
I wonder who these people are in real life, I wonder if I would recognize them
With all of the fakers and liars, it's hard to take anyone seriously or anyone honestly
The light that signifies salvation from this Hell...is on the Horizon
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:27 PM   #6
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An entry from Sezr

The Unseen Undertow


Sweat drips down my back in a line.
Causing cold chills to pierce my spine.
There is no focus left to arrange.
What was once a favored scene, is now strange.

My vision twists and starts to distort.
The peripherals enhance and then contort.
The colors bulge and slowly bleed.
A monotone arises as the outlines leave.

The shallow breathing doesn’t sound quite right,
It doesn’t seem like its mine, for my head feels light.

Once more the colors shift and the yellows dim;
they become grey and the blues look grim.
The oranges no longer burn, but smolder.
The greens are rotten, and the whites are colder.

The fingers gripping my forearm aren’t right,
The grasp is alien and the hold is tight.

Confusion envelopes but how can I say?
It’s not my senses where these storms lay.
It’s not my vision that is blurred but my hindsight.
A thousand other assaults, unseen, that I fight.

The chaotic stream lies not on my skin,
But a roaring current deeper within.
I can see just fine with these eyes and this mind,
But give me a test of the soul, and I’ll be blind.
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:32 PM   #7
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wow really? aabb rhyme scheme, 4 lines per stanza...can we get a little more unoriginal?
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:50 PM   #8
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another poem (haiku)

I am a slasher
I'll slice up your boobies
And rip your anus
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:58 PM   #9
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My Entry : Succubus.

The Maidens' kiss could cause such bliss
Every night in summer missed
Reverie in milk white hips
Drag sullen sighs from he who pries
for raptured cries between her thighs
A sweet delight, yet steeped in spite
She who's gone by morning light
Preys on his lust, deserves no trust
Robs him of his final thrust.
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:13 PM   #10
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From Sezr:

Aw.. Mr. Huggles how I love the way you speak,
and how your words flow from the twisted beak
that you call a mouth. Your words hold no integrity,
for you can’t even enter original poetry,
Except to beg and plea for a meager TeeCee.


And as I watch your face time go down,
I can’t wait to see that N replace your frown
And I’ll give you all my love, so let it be told.
But don’t expect any gold, not from me
I’ll be too busy burning my TeeCee.
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:25 PM   #11
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Entry 2:Beacon of Sorrow.

Along the edge of rocky hills
Her song could make your blood run still
Sorrow falling from her lips
Dancing on her fingertips
The lighthouse matron all these years
Yet nothing could take back the tears
The guilt of never begging stay
The night her husband sailed away

At first the days were cool and calm
Then from town there came alarm
The caps were building on the waves
Once peaceful harbour seemed to rage
That night she sat just peering out
Beside the light atop the house
Watching ships all drifting in
The only one not back, held him

All hope she had could not be dashed
There she stayed as weeks crawled past
Singing softly to the wind
In hope her love would go to him
The days and weeks, now many years
A weeping widow lost on fears
She plays piano all day long
And spends her nights cold and alone.
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diary of a warlock
Old 10-02-2010, 03:50 PM   #12
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click click, a fireball

elation, flashing numbers

Alas, the number one.
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Old 10-02-2010, 04:29 PM   #13
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Here's a couplet:

This thread is sh!t
You lot have no talent
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:25 PM   #14
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Humorous Entry: Cheesebread Philosophy

Life is like cheesebread
All that is good upon the surface
melting and contorting
into the useless crust of reality.
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Old 10-02-2010, 09:37 PM   #15
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Short free verse:

I went on a boss run,
I got lots of gold.
I got a skunk drop,
It stunk.
I wanted epic.
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Old 10-02-2010, 09:46 PM   #16
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Entry from Skred

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Call me a noob,
I'll say "NO U!!"
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Life on Nod
Old 10-03-2010, 03:08 AM   #17
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Uncommon, Rare, or Epic.
We hunt and grind and click.
TP, Rune, TP,
I'm gonna watch a flick.

Click, Click, Click, Click.
This screen makes me sick.
I want to quit,
But I'm having a fit.

It's so boring,
Click this, move the mouse.
Yet so addicting,
I can't leave the house.

Seletchi plotted and botted.
He was banished!
He stole accounts, whose owners rotted,
Whilst PKKrs no longer famished!

Sherman is crude and foul,
He was banned.
He pleaded forgiveness,
But he is damned.

People argue and rage,
Taking so serious,
Obviously of young age,
Or perhaps...just...delirious.

Civil off, Uncivil on.
The kids these days...
My patience is gone,
My anger stays.

Draw a gem,
Cast a spell.
Hit a limb,
The mob fell.

Miss, Miss, Miss,
The Trishot.
Miss, Miss, Miss,
The Double-Attack alot.

I'm sure that was a bug,
It's gotta be a flaw...
By design?
My behind!

Nerf that skill!
Buff that class!
We got a bad deal!
Smoke some grass.

So here I plod,
Wanting my TeeCee.
While on Nod,
**** just PK'd me.

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Old 10-03-2010, 06:58 AM   #18
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There is one main guy that owns Nod,
who thinks of himself as a god,
we buy his TCs, but still no freebees,
I went broke, now I sleep on my lawn...
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Old 10-05-2010, 01:09 PM   #19
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Many things bring us together here
Fighting, talking, friendships and enemies.
Battles and games and conversation.
We make connections and bonds
Relationships and companionship.
Secerts told, feelings betrayed.
Laughing and goodnature,
Bickering and fueds.
Many things bring us together here
Many things tear us apart.
But throughout the goodtimes
or the fighting and disagreements
The one thing that brings us together the most
Putting aside the differences
To make us rise and work together
To make our voices heard as one:
A server crash.

~ I don't remember even writing this, it was in notepad when I woke up o.O
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From Sherman

Oh gone are the days when everyone wanted to have fun
Now it as all serious and overdone
How I wish the days were back when everyone could be
Just happy and free
Now I see the complaints of boredom and grindfest
But any attempt to change the statusquo is trolling at best!
When the noses come down and the pants up
Maybe then the game can grow the **** up
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