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Old 09-29-2010, 08:32 PM   #1
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Default Poetry Contest! YAY!

Yes, you heard that correctly! Ms. Ferrec and clan LLAMA are sponsoring a Nodiatis Poetry Contest!
Oh come on now, what did you think, I was going to sponsor a nood pics contest, yeesh people.

Are there prizes?
Of course there are. Three grand prizes of 1 tc will be awarded along with the Uber Super Duper Grand prize of 2 tcs.

Who can enter?
Any nod player with a forum account.

What are the criteria? Rules?
Glad you asked, dear.
  • Poems can be rhymed, free verse…knock yourself out. Entirely up to you.
  • Poems cannot be longer than 200 words. (or whatever character count the forum cuts off at)
  • Poems cannot contain any language that would be forum banned.
  • Poems can contain adult themes to a point (the point being a the discretion of Ms. Ferrec)
  • Poems must be in some way, shape or form, about Nodiatis or its characters/players.

Who are the judges?
  • Ms. Ferrec
  • Other members of Llama
  • Special Celebrity Guest Judges to be announced later
So, these prizes you mentioned?
There are three categories:
  • Best Humorous Poem—winner receives 1 TC
  • Best Dramatic Poem—winner receives 1 TC
  • Ms. Ferrec’s Choice—winner receives 2 TCs

Where can I enter?
When the contest opens, a new thread will be started for entries.

When does the contest open?
Contest opens on Friday, October 1, and closes on Friday, October 8.
Winners will be announced on Monday, October 11!

Questions, comments, whatever? Post them here or pm Ms. Fer!
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OOC Freeverse entry.
Old 09-29-2010, 09:26 PM   #2
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Default OOC Freeverse entry.

The eyes of the warrior.

From the corner another foe begins the assault.
We have been here before.
The last, slain, already at my feet.
A driving force to push on: I know not its source.
For my ragged shell has always been a dancing puppet to a nameless cause.
Compelled to continue, to fight, to endure, to die.

My shield is tattered.
My mind recounts the numbing thralls of enemies that have died at my blade.
It has become rusted with corruption and so, my soul.
Where have I come from and to what end do I fight?
Driven to continue, to fight, to endure, to live.

To win.

My meager posetions, my weapon, my armor,
Worn thin like my vengeance...
What vengeance?
It is merely a trace on the scent of a memory that escapes comprehension.
How did I get here?
When will I leave?
These answers are that which fuels my fire…
I will have them.
I MUST have them!
Driven to continue to fight the great fight!
To live to see the sun rise again!
To win my freedom in this Godless land!
This land of no deities…
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Old 09-30-2010, 08:40 PM   #3
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We have our first entry! YAY!

<3 Dumpy
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Old 10-01-2010, 07:03 AM   #4
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bah read the no filthy language had to delete mine
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:47 PM   #5
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There was a lady named Fer,
Who's boobs she refused to share.
The boys made such a fuss,
So she revealed her bust-
But all they could do was just stare.
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Old 10-01-2010, 06:54 PM   #6
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@yoky--yours was fine! As long as the post won't get you banned from the forums, or in trouble with the mods, it is okay with me.
you can repost, or send it to me in a pm...

@mel--Awww....you are sweet!
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diary of a warlock
Old 10-01-2010, 09:46 PM   #7
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click click, a fireball

elation, flashing numbers

Alas, the number one.
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:30 PM   #8
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Your voice echos through my brain,
slowly driving me insane,
eyes that stare into my soul,
make me feel so wonderful.

Laying down next to a fire,
with the one that I desire,
underneath the starry night,
in my arms I hold you tight.

Wishing you the sweetest dreams,
as we drift off into sleep.

Waking up to watch the dawn,
I point out there is a fawn,
drinking from a bubbling stream,
making your heart skip a beat.

In this forest we call home,
hoping you would be my own,
singing birds with docet tones,
tells me that we're not alone.
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:32 PM   #9
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First one was called "The One", this one is called "Babysitting" it's about my niece and I

Bubblegum that's all through my hair,
I wonder how it got in there,
I've tried butter, I've tried ice,
I'll use scissors, won't think twice.

Cut it all out, watched my hair fall,
look in the mirror, oh great I'm bald...
I hear a laugh and turn around,
my little niece is what I found.

She's one big sloppy sticky mess,
candy all stuck to her dress,
pieces of gum up in her hair,
I now know how mine got there.

Picked up the scissors and start to laugh,
cut her hair so we would match,
took a picture not half bad,
but, boy her mother sure was mad.
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:35 AM   #10
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Well, if Mel is gonna post a limerick....

There once was a young lass from Wheeling,
who claimed to have no sexual feeling
till a lad, name of Boris,
simply touched her clitoris,
and she had to be scraped from the ceiling.
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:00 AM   #11
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rofl, Since limericks are all game :P

Whilst under the spreading chestnut tree
the village vicar sat
Amusing himself,
By abusing himself,
and letting it drip in his hat.
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:01 AM   #12
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Limerick number 2:

Whilst conducting her Nuptial Contortions,
Without taking the necessary Precautions,
Young Ermintrude,
Let a Sperm Intrude...
Can anyone here perform abortions?
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Old 10-05-2010, 09:42 AM   #13
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And in the newly created Song Parody department...
To the tune of Greensleeves (alternate verse and chorus tunes)
I rather like these....

In Fen Woods forest, there was a knight,
by the hight, of the mighty sir Fair...lane..
A dashing figure, he was.. quite a sight,
all the ladies did want... mighty Fair...lane

So, they wooed him... with flash of thighs,
with their heaving chests, with their breathless sighs.
Yet fought he on, never seeing their cries,
most oblivious was mighty Sir Fairlane.

Til 'pon him came lady Armenhold,
who was gen'rous and giving, his soft side to see
So at his feet, she laid trophies and gold
and from her bodice, a virgin teecee.....

Then this he noticed, and this his did see,
and his heart and his codpiece swelled vigorously,
She knew, from killing, she had set him free,
... won the heart... of the mighty sir Fair...lane

Alas, her love, while lovely and strong,
had but set.. his heart, had but set his mood.
For love, his brain, was just wired .... all wrong,
He ignored his burgeoning wood.

And, all day, he was slaying and slewing,
and smiting, and shooting, like Robin Hood,
Oh, would he could kick... the habit...
and give... up.. smoting... for good.
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