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Glitchless 07-11-2008 09:42 AM

How to Afford a Standard Account Guide
 
A standard account gives you 4 months of superior gameplay and costs 4 TCs. You can get 5 TCs for $24.95. Here are some ways you can come up with such a vast amount of money:

1. Wash your parents' cars.
2. Mow a lawns.
3. Save up your allowance for a week or two.
4. Work for 3 hours at Taco Bell.
5. Work for 20 minutes as a plumber.
6. Sell 1/3 of the last console game you bought and only played for 2 weeks.

You'll be on your way to fun gaming in no time. Good luck.

Decker 07-11-2008 09:47 AM

Lol

Shadowluga 07-11-2008 09:50 AM

This wins the most hilarious guide award to 2008.....btw, nice guide, but im hoping to get a good enough job for about 2 and 1/2 premium account buys worth of money a week....which means when i get a job, im getting premium when i get paycheck =)

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6. Sell 1/3 of the last console game you bought and only played for 2 weeks.
You make me get rid of Super Smash Bros. Brawl and I WILL hurt you......>_>

Soul Thrift 07-11-2008 09:57 AM

I think you forgot a few things...
1. Get in Grandpas will
2. Ride bike, don't drive to work
3. Check the cushions, at your home and your friends'
4. Don't buy lungs in RWK
5. Buy lungs in RWK, then get a Standard Account instead of Templar
6. Make your own game
7. Don't buy a crappy used PS2 game
8. Sell your soul on E-bay
9. Quit smoking, both ciggs and drugs
10. Get a new rich girl/boy friend

doctor-warlord 07-11-2008 10:11 AM

basically get a job of anykind and you can make the cash in no time

spartanairborne 07-11-2008 10:34 AM

You forgot all the illegal methods.....

Ehlmaris 07-11-2008 08:27 PM

11. Quit smoking pot. Sell your excess stash at $10 per gram to stupid high schoolers.
12. If you have access on RWK, bezz three of Ehl's plexes each day for a week. Sell the gold you earn.
13. Walk around the nearest metropolitan area with a cup saying "save the orphans" on it.
14. If you get lunch money, skip lunch.
15. If you don't, steal someone else's.
16. There's always prostitution.

Camli 07-12-2008 02:21 AM

Get a job, freeloaders.

Flashus 07-20-2008 01:14 PM

how about if i name my next born JEFF do i get premium for life

spartanairborne 07-20-2008 01:48 PM

hmmm, i do have a boy on the way...just might change the name we've got in mind depending on how this is answered...

Hopilus 07-21-2008 02:45 AM

17. donate sperm. they usually got for 50$ a cup (or ova for females. and those usually go for 500$ each egg)

zshel 07-28-2008 08:07 PM

I'm not old enough to sell my troops yet :[

Adamska 08-27-2008 03:56 PM

18. Send me a totally awesome guide. I can pay in PP or time cards!

Rob9101 10-07-2008 01:38 AM

Can u pay 4 mem in any other way apart from pay pal and credic card if ur not in America?

evilslayer 10-20-2008 05:48 AM

why don't they get mobile/homephone payment like we have on numerous rpg's here in europe?
due to pay pal i've only managed to by acc.once and virtues once!
it is like the system only recognice my E-card now and then....:confused:

Thanos 11-13-2008 05:45 PM

Stupid Question Coming...

If I get the standard 4 month for 19... dollars and I get Pk'd and get a permanent death. do I lose the standard account?

Relic 11-13-2008 06:09 PM

fvbdf
 
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Originally Posted by Thanos (Post 14767)
Stupid Question Coming...

If I get the standard 4 month for 19... dollars and I get Pk'd and get a permanent death. do I lose the standard account?

" All upgrades stay after PK death, or perma death. "

leganzoo 12-07-2008 02:17 AM

now my problem...i maked money 10$ right now...but im from Europe, i have no prepay/western union etc. and i cant pay cash(doh... im from Romania) .how can i have standard? :D
I think you should right get in a player's will instead of "Get in Grandpas will". Will be in the future a pay by sms method?

Wrakkin 12-29-2008 12:08 AM

For us older and hitched people, hide your spare change from your significant other.

gailenstryker 12-29-2008 07:16 AM

for those who have to deal with snow, shovel somone's driveway for an hour


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