How to Afford a Standard Account Guide
 

A standard account gives you 4 months of superior gameplay and costs 4 TCs. You can get 5 TCs for $24.95. Here are some ways you can come up with such a vast amount of money:

1. Wash your parents' cars.
2. Mow a lawns.
3. Save up your allowance for a week or two.
4. Work for 3 hours at Taco Bell.
5. Work for 20 minutes as a plumber.
6. Sell 1/3 of the last console game you bought and only played for 2 weeks.

You'll be on your way to fun gaming in no time. Good luck.

Lol

This wins the most hilarious guide award to 2008.....btw, nice guide, but im hoping to get a good enough job for about 2 and 1/2 premium account buys worth of money a week....which means when i get a job, im getting premium when i get paycheck =)

Edit: You make me get rid of Super Smash Bros. Brawl and I WILL hurt you......>_>

I think you forgot a few things...
1. Get in Grandpas will
2. Ride bike, don't drive to work
3. Check the cushions, at your home and your friends'
4. Don't buy lungs in RWK
5. Buy lungs in RWK, then get a Standard Account instead of Templar
6. Make your own game
7. Don't buy a crappy used PS2 game
8. Sell your soul on E-bay
9. Quit smoking, both ciggs and drugs
10. Get a new rich girl/boy friend

basically get a job of anykind and you can make the cash in no time

You forgot all the illegal methods.....

11. Quit smoking pot. Sell your excess stash at $10 per gram to stupid high schoolers.
12. If you have access on RWK, bezz three of Ehl's plexes each day for a week. Sell the gold you earn.
13. Walk around the nearest metropolitan area with a cup saying "save the orphans" on it.
14. If you get lunch money, skip lunch.
15. If you don't, steal someone else's.
16. There's always prostitution.

Get a job, freeloaders.

how about if i name my next born JEFF do i get premium for life

hmmm, i do have a boy on the way...just might change the name we've got in mind depending on how this is answered...

17. donate sperm. they usually got for 50$ a cup (or ova for females. and those usually go for 500$ each egg)

I'm not old enough to sell my troops yet :[

18. Send me a totally awesome guide. I can pay in PP or time cards!

Can u pay 4 mem in any other way apart from pay pal and credic card if ur not in America?

why don't they get mobile/homephone payment like we have on numerous rpg's here in europe?
due to pay pal i've only managed to by acc.once and virtues once!
it is like the system only recognice my E-card now and then....:confused:

Stupid Question Coming...

If I get the standard 4 month for 19... dollars and I get Pk'd and get a permanent death. do I lose the standard account?

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" All upgrades stay after PK death, or perma death. "

now my problem...i maked money 10$ right now...but im from Europe, i have no prepay/western union etc. and i cant pay cash(doh... im from Romania) .how can i have standard? :D
I think you should right get in a player's will instead of "Get in Grandpas will". Will be in the future a pay by sms method?

For us older and hitched people, hide your spare change from your significant other.

for those who have to deal with snow, shovel somone's driveway for an hour